Saturday, October 6, 2007

New Blog - First Post

Turk's Point of View:

Hello fine new readers of this new blog! Not sure when anyone will see this post because it could be months before my owners publicize this new blog. From the rumer mill running around, the blog might not ever be open for business. But in case it ever does, here's my point of view.

I'm Turk. I run the show around here. People think I'm dumb, but it's just a show. I let people THINK that about me. I'm like Oz behind the curtain, I'm pulling the cords, turning knobs, pushing buttons. Everything that happens in this house is because of me. That's right, you heard it here. But don't go telling anyone. After all, that broad Ophelia thinks she is running the show. Daphne thinks she is running the show. Shelley thinks she's running the show. And Ian thinks he running the show. And what do you know... They are ALL red heads.

I'm surrounded by red heads.

And I'm running the show. And I keep the intruders out.

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