HELP!

HELP!!!! I'm being mauled by a 20 month old!! HELP!!!! Why is it my big sister loves to pick on me. Does she not realize that one day I'll be bigger and stronger than her and she'll pay for all the torture she puts me through right now? Oh just wait... Oh yes.
And I'm already starting to work on my muscles. This week, I joined the gym. The playgym that is. I've started batting at the objects hanging above me! And I discovered if I push on the pad with my feet, it will play Mozart for me. I'm so smart. Everyone is waiting for me to roll over and to giggle now.